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To be two-dimensional, duct tape is so multi-faceted. Now that
it comes in a bajillion different colors, it's easier to be stylish
with it, too. Take, for instance, these funky, retro wallets. Each
is made with 14 feet of duct tape and nothing but duct tape. Well,
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Contrary to popular belief, here at ThinkGeek we do sometimes
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of folks knocking at the ThinkGeek secret headquarters of doom
during our daily extended gadget play time. Aliens, robots and the
UPS guy are welcome anytime, but to deter those other annoying
carbon based life forms we've installed the Back Off LED Invaders
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glowing display and motion sensor. Any time someone comes near, a
glowing green space invader moves back and forth across the top of
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Meetings. They happen no matter what you do. Even in the future,
they haven't managed to find a cure for the common meeting. Take
Battlestar Galactica, for instance. Adama meets with the Cylons on
Galactica. The resistance has meetings to review escape plans. The
Quorum of Twelve holds meetings to decide upon new laws for the
colonies. Meetings, meetings, meetings. And they're still
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stone dead for nearly four-hundred years, but they're still all
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A tiny version of the original sock monkey. About 3 inches tall
from monkeyfoot to monkeycranium. We call this little bugger
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the 24 hours available to play Quake in a day. Heck, Timmy doesn't
care if you put him in your pocket and leave him there for a year.
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many sub-plots, lots of cheese, and legions of lesser monkeys sans
clue. Suffice it to say that Timmy The Monkey, on this planet at
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stalwart leadership role in the X-Men Could it be his skintight
superhero duds Nah, it's his laser eye blast. We've dreamed of
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relationships between electromagnetic radiation and sight (so,
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